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I-mmanuel Kant was a real piss-ant WhoÕs ver-y rar-ly sta-ble. Hei-degger! Hei-degger was a boos-ey begger who could think you un-der the ta-ble. Dav-id Hume could out-con-sume Wil-helm Frie-drich He-gel, and Witt-gen-stein was a beer-y swine whoÕs just as sloshed as Schle-gel. ThereÕs no-thing Nie-tzsche cou-ldnÕt teach ya Õbout the rais-inÕ of the wrist. Socrates him-self was per-man-ently pissed.... [drunk] John Stewart Mill, of his own Free Will on half a bottle shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey evÕry day. Aristotle! Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram... And Ray Descartes was a drunk-en fart: ÒI Drink Therefore I Am.Ó Yes, Socrates him-self is particularly missed: a lovely little thinker but a bugger when heÕs pissed!