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Debbie just hit the wall. She never had it all. One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA. Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24. Only been with one man, what happened to her plan? She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star. She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car. Her yellow SUV is now the enemy. Looks at her average life and nuthing has been alright since when Chorus: Springstein, Madonna, way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV Her two kids in high school they tell her that she's uncool. 'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19-19-1985. 1985. She's seen all the classics. She knows every line. Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink Even St. Elmo's Fire She rocked out to Wham! Not a big Limp Biskit fan. She thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran. Where's the miniskirt, made of snake skin? And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? When did reality, become TV? Whatever happened to, sitcoms, game shows, on the radio there was (Chorus) She hates time. Make it stop! When did Motley Crue become Classic Rock?? And when did Ozzie become an actor? Please make it stop stop STOP!! (ticking sound) And bring back (Chorus x 2)